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The Installation of Love

October 10th, 2009 8:50 AM by Lehel S.

"The Installation of Love"

 

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to

install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.

What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located

your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now.

Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge

and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your

current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it

will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override

Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However,

you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs

prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me

how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke

Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been

completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is

that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You

need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error

- Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to

run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In

non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before

you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following

files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system

will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.

Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and

empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never

comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files.

Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying

themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually

everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.

One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it

and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it

with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

God/Tech Support: You're Welcome, Anytime.

- Anon

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Posted by Lehel S. on October 10th, 2009 8:50 AM

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